We Ordered Pizza From The Dark Web

It was the summer of my junior year when the events of this story took place. My brother and I were chilling at home, playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl when we heard a knock on our door. I answered it to see our older brother standing at our doorstep.

“Ted!” I cried out.

“Nice to see you, Brad. Is Harry here?”

“Yeah, he and I are playing some Brawl. Care to join us?”

Ted responded with a “ Fuck yeah!”. Then he stepped inside.

While playing with him was fun, his faster reflexes and greater experience with the game meant he’d beat us eight out of ten times. Even when we tried to team up on him. We soon switched to other games. Pokemon XD Gale Of Darkness and Metroid Prime. But soon we grew bored. I figured we could pass the time by playing Yugioh or something. However, Ted suggested we should browse the dark web.

“Isn’t that dangerous?” I asked.

“Yeah, Ted. We’ve heard stories about people going on there. Then having their info leaked and strangers stalking their homes.”

Our brother informed us as long as we didn’t commit the classic amateur dark web browsing mistakes, we’d be fine. Said mistakes were, not using a VPN. And not unplugging our webcam or at least covering it up if we happened to be using a…