Tales Of Pete: The Weird Road Trip (Part 30)

My head hurts like hell. We’ve been trying to improve our reflexes by fighting Carl blindfolded. As you can imagine, he’s been kicking our asses eight ways to Sunday, but it has helped. Thankfully, we have a stash here and I have just been in the clouds for the past day. One important update I want to give is that we may be getting ready to leave this place soon, depending on whether or not Carl thinks we’re ready.

Of course, I’ll let you all know when we are. For now, though back to where I left off last week.

Of all the things I’ve encountered, I never thought something as simple as a spider would stand out so much. Then again, I’ve yet to see one as big as the one we saw. This fucker looked big enough to swallow a great white hole and kill that snake with ease. To make matters worse, it was incredibly pissed off at us for destroying both her children and also her food supply.

“Can you hit her eyes from here?” I asked Carl.

“Too far and besides, I don’t have another knife on me.”

“At least it can’t get past the fire,” Nick said.

This was disproved by what happened next. The mother spider leaped through the flames, not being bothered by them in the slightest. Our eyes grew wide when we saw this. She landed in front of us with a…