Tales Of Pete: The Weird Road Trip (Part 21: Unicorn Blood Part 8)

It’s September and do you know what that means? Fall or Autumn as some people like to call it is on its way. The leaves around here are already beginning to change color. Soon it’ll be goodbye, scorching hot Summer. Hello, big fluffy sweaters.

I’m going to be stocking up on pumpkin stuff. This is the time of year when I eat so much of it over the course of the next two months I don’t even want to look at the stuff by Thanksgiving. Speaking of Fall festivities, Halloween will be rolling around soon which of course I am a big fan of. Anyway, that’s enough for the intro. I’ll be getting back the royally fucked up shit I was dealing with in the tower.

If I got a dime for every time I had to hide while something life-threatening was nearby. I still wouldn’t be anywhere close to rich. However, it is a situation I’ve found myself in a lot and probably will again in the future. A skill I learned from it is being as still as possible for lengthy periods of time. At this point, I could probably give those British guards with the tall fuzzy hats a run for their money.

“We have reason to believe some assassins have infiltrated the tower,” one of the guards said. “Have any of you seen anyone suspicious?”