Tales Of Pete: The Weird Road Trip (Part 18: Unicorn Blood Part 5)

Don’t you hate it when you’re in the middle of doing something and then you get asked to do something else? That’s how we felt then. Only it was as if someone had told us to climb Mt. Everest. Then someone else told us to clean up all of its litter. As an aside, there’s apparently a bunch of trash piled onto it.

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I really don’t get people. What used to be a beautiful mountain has basically become a dump heap because they want to prove they aren’t compensating. Anyway, I’m getting off track.

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“We aren’t even sure how we’re going to rescue the princess,” I said. “How the hell do you expect us to pull off an assassination?”

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“With something we’ve been working on.”

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The hybrid leader explained to us that they’d been working on a poison that can kill pegasuses and unicorns.