Pissed Off

I’m not going to lie. I fucked up. It happened during one of my hiking trips last week. I was making the trip back when something caught my eye. Going through a clearing I came across what looked to be a large hole in the ground. At first, I thought I had stumbled across a sinkhole.

Upon further inspection, I noticed that it was raised several inches above the ground. This didn’t shock me right away. I just assumed it was some kind of optical illusion. That is until I decided to poke at it with my hiking stick. My mouth fell open when it didn’t hit the dirt as I thought it would.

Instead, it went deep into the hole. I was dumbfounded by this. I had to make sure I wasn’t going crazy. I got on my hands and knees and poked at the hole again. This time I did it from underneath it with the hiking stick. I figured if it was an illusion I’d see my stick poke out the other side.

Like before, it went into the hole. I got back up and stared at it. To be honest, I was at a loss for what to do. I thought about calling someone. Who the hell do you call about something like that, though? I figured that maybe a physicist would be the most qualified to inspect it.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t as if I had Neil deGrasse Tyson on speed dial. Eventually, I came to the decision that the next best thing would be for me to take a picture of it Then try to send it to…